Curiosity led me to watch Sister Wives, a TV series about a family who chooses to have one husband and four wives. And a mass of children! Now I'm thinking of starting a religion where one wife can have four (or more) husbands.
Think of it! One husband could be the handyman. Need a shelf put up? Done! How about when the sprinkler system needs a fix? Bingo. Hmmm ... maybe remodel the kitchen? Oh the possibilities.
Well, my Number Two choice would be a chef. Healthy, flavorful mostly vegetarian. Fresh ingredients from all over the world. Hopefully a garden for seasonal items and home grown herbs. I could throw a dinner party or appetizers for my bridge club (soon! I am learning). Anything dipped in single source dark chocolate. I'm liking this idea ...
Wouldn't it be fun to have a driver? No more stressing out trying to find parking at that new little chi chi shop on the north side. Someone to keep the car clean and mechanically up to date. The doors opened each and every time (like Mr. Ralph did.) A responsible designated driver? So now I can have that second glass of wine at dinner!
Last and most important ... a personal trainer. I admit it, I definitely need help in this department. Someone who pushes me (just a little), encourages me (with the proper training and knowledge ... maybe a physical therapist as well) and inspires me with fun and interesting ways to raise my heart rate and build some muscles. Who is also a yoga leader!
Of course they would also be my sex slaves.