Is it me? Or does everyone have a few crazy neighbors or friends?
It seems like the more I get to know someone, the more interesting things I discover. People, for some reason, tell me the most personal things ... that I don't really want to know! Are you DYING for some details?
My VERY elderly male buddy whose wife passed away ten years ago, became interested in another gal ... and asked me if he should get Viagra.
A single female neighbor made her buddy PROMISE, if she ever died, to go into her house and get her "toys" out before her family arrived. (She did pass away and the equipment was secretly tossed into the dumpster)
My very good friend only wears black. Always. Even in 100+ degree weather. Always slacks. Often boots. Not a spark of bright color (or any color) in jewelry or scarf or shirts. Just black.
Another neighbor will not be seen in a swimsuit. Or shorts. Or capris. She has been known to go in the pool fully dressed.
My very thrifty friend bought a $12,000 bracelet. After being scammed out of $17,000.
A single friend is being VERY chatty about her current love affair. In detail. Like "should I let him put it THERE".
My happily married friends plan sex for twice a week. Wednesday and Saturday. Once she thought it was Wednesday (on a Tuesday) so they were lucky enough to have it three times that week (although she felt tricked!)
An only child friend married a guy who wants a million kids. Every time she "agrees", she gets a BIG gift ... think new car, new house, vacation cottage, etc. They have eight children. So far.
A friend sent $5,000 to unknown people after receiving an email (supposedly from a neighbor) saying they were stuck in Istanbul and had their passports stolen. YES. In 2015! Then was mad when he went to their home to be repaid.
Hopefully ALL of these identities are vague enough that no one will guess who is who.
Share some of yours?