Sunday, July 2, 2017

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Gramma, you a dummy head.

 But WHY don't you want to sit in the hot sun?

 That is rude Gramma.

 I can't go to sleep ... the sun is still out playing with me.

 Get up, Gramma ... the sun is out!  It's a bootiful day (then sings as he waters all the flowers outside ....)

 McDonald's isn't very healthy, Gramma. Let's EAT FRESH (Subway).  

 Dammit.

 Why don't your knees work?  Did you forget to exercise when you were young?

 I free ... are you 100?

 Stop Gramma.  S T O P.  And red means stop too.

 Someone came in my room and stole Brubber's lego police man.  Not me.

 Why does that toe curl up?

 Were you ever a little kid?

 Brubber said I could play all his legos because he is not using them.

 Today we built wickiups and filtered river water to drink.  

 I don't want to read in the summer.  I am on a break from school.

 Gramma I love you.

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8 comments:

  1. JudyJuly 2, 2017 at 8:47 PM

    Wonderful.

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    1. The Awkward WidowJuly 3, 2017 at 10:00 AM

      I'm so impressed by their vocabulary...but when I went to write this, my mind went blank!

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  2. joaredJuly 3, 2017 at 12:57 AM

    Interesting dialogue.

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    1. The Awkward WidowJuly 3, 2017 at 10:01 AM

      Not a dialogue per se .... random comments throughout the day. They crack me up. And bathroom words are all the rage lately ... which we are working on. Only at home and no one but family. But the two of them laugh hysterically!

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  3. Misadventures of WidowhoodJuly 3, 2017 at 5:33 AM

    Sounds like you are enjoying grandmother-hood.

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    1. The Awkward WidowJuly 3, 2017 at 10:02 AM

      I am enjoying it...the whole enchilada. Kate and I butt heads once a month but nothing serious (in my mind)

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  4. JamsJuly 4, 2017 at 8:53 AM

    I was going to say that my favorite was "Someone came in my room and stole Brubber's lego police man. Not me." Then I read that last one. It's hard to beat that one.

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  5. AnonymousAugust 5, 2017 at 3:57 AM

    Interesting dialogue.


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