I wish that TV show was still on the air. Art Linkletter and "Kids Say the Darndest Things." The things that come from these little tykes often makes me laugh out loud!
2.5 year old: (Apologizing to a toy soldier) Sowwy liddle man. You da bad guy.
6 year old: What's the difference between a hurricane and a tornado? (we looked that up online)
2.5: After Mom sternly put him back on the restaurant booth bench "Ow! Mom you BWOKE my awrm" Whereupon everyone in the place turned and looked at us.
6: I can't sleep in a dinosaur nest by your bed any more. I'm a big boy now so let's just call it a regular bed.
2.5 Pwivacy pweese (when using bathroom) Then he locks us out and gets into anything available to him. Whenever he is QUIET, we go check! (we now have a key by each door that locks, up on the door jamb)
6: Are Grammas allowed to give boys a bath because, you know, down there?
2.5: Can I come in your room and chill out?
6: I don't like beef stroganoff. I like beef, I like noodles, I like mushrooms and I like sauce to dip in. But not all crazy mixed up together. Yukky.
2.5: (when it is time to pick up toys) I too tired. I better take a nap.
6: Gramma, will you hold me like a baby?